It's Kind of a Funny Story.....

August 27, 2014 10:29 pm 10:28 pm

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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10:07 pm

mymindescapesmyreality:

jennstarkid:

adiostoreador:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

this is so sad

between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile

i dont even know who this guy is but im reblogging for that comment

but he got hotter too :)

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7:21 pm

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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6:43 pm
"I just want to be a perfect mix of Audrey Hepburn, Blair Waldorf, Kate Middleton, Elle Woods, and a Disney Princess."
6:42 pm

Med Chem:

jessmental:

on the inside:

to the professor:

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6:27 pm 6:25 pm 6:17 pm

littledemontingy:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

If you liked it you shoulda pluto ring on it.

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6:12 pm
"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."
6:11 pm

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

(Source: jensensations, via wroteyousomesoftsongs)

6:07 pm
phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

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5:16 pm 5:15 pm
sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via itsalwayssummahsomewhere)

5:15 pm

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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