It's Kind of a Funny Story.....

October 21, 2014 9:52 pm

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via firepoof)

9:51 pm

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

(via shattered-heart-and-soul)

9:50 pm

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via shattered-heart-and-soul)

9:47 pm 5:08 pm

recoveryisbeautiful:

This quote completely describes my beliefs on what I do.

(Source: anxietyorg, via recoveryisbeautiful)

4:54 pm
masqueradehfx:

God love Newfoundland, Canada. Dildo is also very close to Come-by-Chance, in case you were wondering.

masqueradehfx:

God love Newfoundland, Canada. Dildo is also very close to Come-by-Chance, in case you were wondering.

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

4:54 pm

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via treacherous-hopee)

4:42 pm 4:42 pm
drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

(Source: tibets, via vas-happenin-team)

4:42 pm 4:42 pm

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via shattered-heart-and-soul)

4:41 pm

meanplastic:

when you pass a test that everyone else failed

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c621b4ab2ad25fe28e4fc6153492d3c9/tumblr_mucw667yZb1qzmp9eo1_400.gif

(via teen-derp)

4:40 pm

askerquestioner

Anonymous: why do girls go to the bathroom together

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom
4:39 pm
vodka-andmemories:

louislarry:

kyoryupantsu:

oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government


You beautiful human beings.

I love this because the top comment is someone being brave enough to state their beliefs but accept others and the bottom one disagrees but accepts the top ones decisions.
Society gone right for once.

YES SOMEONE FINALLY

vodka-andmemories:

louislarry:

kyoryupantsu:

oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

You beautiful human beings.

I love this because the top comment is someone being brave enough to state their beliefs but accept others and the bottom one disagrees but accepts the top ones decisions.

Society gone right for once.

YES SOMEONE FINALLY

(via unknovvnsoldier)

4:38 pm

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via shattered-heart-and-soul)